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Posted 09 January 2012 - 09:54 PM

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Conversation between me and my son
Me does the cat need to go out for a wee
Liam: when I asked her she said no
Me: ok so the cat can talk now can it
Liam: no she shook her head .....

And he wonders why he failed his 11 plus

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 10:58 PM

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Dabsy

Posted 10 January 2012 - 07:47 PM

... I'll do the Jokes, if you don't mind !

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Christian... You need to let him play out more, maybe get him involved in a sport, eh? :lol:

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 08:26 PM

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Your joking dabs I live in a private road with fields and trees he spends more time out playing than any kid I know .
He goes to free running class , go kart racing , swimming and shooting . What he needs is a kick up the ass and get stuck into his education lol :-)

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 08:29 PM

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If he wasn't bigger than me I'd give him a slap for you when I see him again..

Youth of today are deffo getting bigger....Giants when they grow up??

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Dabsy

Posted 10 January 2012 - 08:30 PM

... I'll do the Jokes, if you don't mind !

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... But he seems to have a talent... Cat-Whisperer... A Vet in the making me finx

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 03:32 PM

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This is brilliant, However I think you should raise you sons new found talent of being able to speak “Cat” when apply for his next school, Foreign languages spoken?? YES

on the subject of cats, not suggesting you get your son to do this and then wash your hands of the idea and all knowledge when the other half raises the subject with you.

Pick cat up- whilst carrying cat -spin around until you are dizzy-at this point place cat back onto floor, all I am going to say is, make sure you have a video camera ready.